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в ответ ignis fatuus 18.01.04 08:00
:-() :-)) Ваш форум точно не для слабонервных мужиков ;-)))
Небольшая цитата:
Vince leads Julius from the garage to the front door.
Julius is carrying all the grocery bags.
JULIUS: Linda is your girl friend, isn't she?
VINCE: Yeah. Kind of.
JULIUS: Is Marnie your girl friend, too?
VINCE: Marnie! Marnie hates my guts. She seemed to like you.
JULIUS: (trying not to sound too interested) She hardly knows me.
A beat.
VINCE: That's the best way -- women love men who are mysterious and devious.
It keeps them on their toes -- makes them excited you know what I mean?
JULIUS: No.
VINCE: You do like women, don't you?
JULIUS: Very much, they're... strange and sensitive and they have compassion. I have the highest respect for women.
Vince listens to this earnest declaration and tries to
keep a straight face. Suddenly the truth dawns on him.
VINCE: Now correct me if I'm wrong. You're a virgin, aren't you?
JULIUS: That's private.
Vince clocks Julius's reaction as he removes an eviction
notice from his front door.
VINCE: (to himself) He's a 230-pound virgin.
Небольшая цитата:
Vince leads Julius from the garage to the front door.
Julius is carrying all the grocery bags.
JULIUS: Linda is your girl friend, isn't she?
VINCE: Yeah. Kind of.
JULIUS: Is Marnie your girl friend, too?
VINCE: Marnie! Marnie hates my guts. She seemed to like you.
JULIUS: (trying not to sound too interested) She hardly knows me.
A beat.
VINCE: That's the best way -- women love men who are mysterious and devious.
It keeps them on their toes -- makes them excited you know what I mean?
JULIUS: No.
VINCE: You do like women, don't you?
JULIUS: Very much, they're... strange and sensitive and they have compassion. I have the highest respect for women.
Vince listens to this earnest declaration and tries to
keep a straight face. Suddenly the truth dawns on him.
VINCE: Now correct me if I'm wrong. You're a virgin, aren't you?
JULIUS: That's private.
Vince clocks Julius's reaction as he removes an eviction
notice from his front door.
VINCE: (to himself) He's a 230-pound virgin.