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Windows Haikus
In Japan wurden die unpersönlichen und wenig hilfreichen Microsoft
Fehlermeldungen durch japanischen Haiku-Gedichten ersetzt. [Haikus
bestehen
aus 17 Silben: 5 in der ersten Zeile, 7 in der zweiten, und 5 in der
dritten.]
A file that big? / It might be very useful. / But now it is gone.
The Web site you seek / Cannot be located but / Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within. / Reflect, repent, and reboot. / Order shall
return.
Aborted effort: / Close all that you have worked on. / You ask far too
much.
Windows NT crashed. / I am the Blue Screen of Death. / No one hears your
screams.
Yesterday it worked. / Today it is not working. / Windows is like that.
First snow, then silence. / This thousand-dollar screen dies / So
beautifully.
With searching comes loss / And the presence of absence: / My Novel? not
found.
The Tao that is seen / Is not the true Tao until / You bring fresh
toner.
Stay the patient course. / Of little worth is your ire. / The network is
down.
A crash reduces / Your expensive computer / To a simple stone.
Three things are certain: / Death, taxes, and lost data. / Guess which
has
occurred.
You step in the stream, / But the water has moved on. / This page is not
here.
Out of memory. / We wish to hold the whole sky, / But we never will.
Having been erased, / The document you're seeking / Must now be retyped.
Serious error. / All shortcuts have disappeared. / Screen. Mind. Both
are
blank.