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in Antwort Brokl 15.03.03 01:33
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ~ Mark Twain
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." ~ General George S. Patton
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." ~ Norman Schwarzkopf
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ~ Marge Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ~ Jacques Chirac, President of France
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." ~ Regis Philbin
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." ~ John
McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret." ~ Conan O'Brien
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ~ David
Letterman
"How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light ulb?
-One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
~ Anon.
"Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France." ~ Anon
Today Iraq, Tomorrow France. ~ Bumper sticker.
В Этом Мире Все Заранeе Прощено И Потому Заведомо Цинично
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." ~ General George S. Patton
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." ~ Norman Schwarzkopf
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ~ Marge Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ~ Jacques Chirac, President of France
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." ~ Regis Philbin
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." ~ John
McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret." ~ Conan O'Brien
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ~ David
Letterman
"How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light ulb?
-One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
~ Anon.
"Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France." ~ Anon
Today Iraq, Tomorrow France. ~ Bumper sticker.
В Этом Мире Все Заранeе Прощено И Потому Заведомо Цинично
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