A 'modern' Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding
meets with their Mullah for councelling. The mullah asks if
they have any last questions before they leave.
The man asks "We realise that it is the tradition in Islam
for men to dance with men and for the women to dance with
the women. But at our wedding reception we'd like your
permission to dance together".
"Absolutely not" says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women
always dance seperately".
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No", said the Mullah, "It is forbidden is Islam".
"Well OK", says the man, "What about s.ex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!" replies the mullah, "Allah ho Akbar! Se.x is OK
within marriage, to have children!"
"Women on top?" the man asks.
"Sure" says the mullah "Go for it!"
"Doggy style?"
"Sure! Allah ho Akbar"
On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes! Allah ho Akbar"
"Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets
with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses,
a bucket of honey and a por.no video?"
"You may indeed! Allah ho Akbar"
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No" says the mullah.
"Why not?" asks the man
"Because it could lead to dancing."