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16.03.01 17:14
Здраствуйте все! 
Я не знала куда это поместить, но решила сюда. Если ошиблась, то не обессудьте.
Многие из вас знают, что я живу в USA. Страну эту очень люблю и мне не приятно когда е╦ поливают грязью. Но как и в любой другой стране, здесь есть свои достоинства и свои недостатки. Помещаю здесь полученное мное по е-mail письмо со статистикой. Первое впечатление: "И горько и смешно".
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:
*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
*3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet?
Its the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
LU
Я не знала куда это поместить, но решила сюда. Если ошиблась, то не обессудьте.Многие из вас знают, что я живу в USA. Страну эту очень люблю и мне не приятно когда е╦ поливают грязью. Но как и в любой другой стране, здесь есть свои достоинства и свои недостатки. Помещаю здесь полученное мное по е-mail письмо со статистикой. Первое впечатление: "И горько и смешно".
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:
*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
*3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet?
Its the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
LU
NEW 19.03.01 00:59
в ответ LU-KENGURU 16.03.01 17:14
On a group of islands
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
* two Italian men and one Italian woman
* two French men and one French woman
* two German men and one German woman
* two Greek men and one Greek woman
* two English men and one English woman
* two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
* two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
* two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
* two American men and one American woman
* two Irish men and one Irish woman
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
menage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with
the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English
woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another
long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, because the American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of
fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is improving,
and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.
The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
* two Italian men and one Italian woman
* two French men and one French woman
* two German men and one German woman
* two Greek men and one Greek woman
* two English men and one English woman
* two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
* two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
* two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
* two American men and one American woman
* two Irish men and one Irish woman
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
menage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with
the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English
woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another
long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, because the American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of
fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is improving,
and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.
The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.
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