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07.11.02 15:09
A 'modern' Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding
meets with their Mullah for councelling. The mullah asks if
they have any last questions before they leave.
The man asks "We realise that it is the tradition in Islam
for men to dance with men and for the women to dance with
the women. But at our wedding reception we'd like your
permission to dance together".
"Absolutely not" says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women
always dance seperately".
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No", said the Mullah, "It is forbidden is Islam".
"Well OK", says the man, "What about s.ex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!" replies the mullah, "Allah ho Akbar! Se.x is OK
within marriage, to have children!"
"Women on top?" the man asks.
"Sure" says the mullah "Go for it!"
"Doggy style?"
"Sure! Allah ho Akbar"
On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes! Allah ho Akbar"
"Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets
with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses,
a bucket of honey and a por.no video?"
"You may indeed! Allah ho Akbar"
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No" says the mullah.
"Why not?" asks the man
"Because it could lead to dancing."
meets with their Mullah for councelling. The mullah asks if
they have any last questions before they leave.
The man asks "We realise that it is the tradition in Islam
for men to dance with men and for the women to dance with
the women. But at our wedding reception we'd like your
permission to dance together".
"Absolutely not" says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women
always dance seperately".
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No", said the Mullah, "It is forbidden is Islam".
"Well OK", says the man, "What about s.ex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!" replies the mullah, "Allah ho Akbar! Se.x is OK
within marriage, to have children!"
"Women on top?" the man asks.
"Sure" says the mullah "Go for it!"
"Doggy style?"
"Sure! Allah ho Akbar"
On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes! Allah ho Akbar"
"Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets
with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses,
a bucket of honey and a por.no video?"
"You may indeed! Allah ho Akbar"
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No" says the mullah.
"Why not?" asks the man
"Because it could lead to dancing."
"дали мяч - х..чь!"
NEW 07.11.02 19:48
в ответ Ol_g@ 07.11.02 15:11
"progressivnaie" musulmanskie molodozheni pered svadboi prihodjat k mulle i sprashivajut ego, mol mozhno li im na svadbe vmeste tantsevat, hotja po musulmanskim zakonam muzhchini i zhenschini tantsujut razdelno.
mull otvechaet, chto eto amoralno! togda oni sprashivajut, a mozhno li im posle svadbi ljubit drug druga. mulla otvechaet, chto da. togda molodozhen sprashivaet, a mozhno, chto-bi zhenschina bila sverhu? mulla otvechaet, chto da. a po "sobachii". tozhe da. a vmeste s ostalnimi chetirmja zhenami pri pomoschi butiki i naruchnikov v kozhannoi uniforme i s prochimi "pribambasami"? mulla otvechaet, chto konechno mozhno! togda molodozhen sprashivaet, mol a stoja mozhno? togda mulla otvechaet, chto net! a pochemu, sprashivajut molodozheni. Эpotomu-chto eto budet uzhe tanets!" otvechaet mulla.
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mull otvechaet, chto eto amoralno! togda oni sprashivajut, a mozhno li im posle svadbi ljubit drug druga. mulla otvechaet, chto da. togda molodozhen sprashivaet, a mozhno, chto-bi zhenschina bila sverhu? mulla otvechaet, chto da. a po "sobachii". tozhe da. a vmeste s ostalnimi chetirmja zhenami pri pomoschi butiki i naruchnikov v kozhannoi uniforme i s prochimi "pribambasami"? mulla otvechaet, chto konechno mozhno! togda molodozhen sprashivaet, mol a stoja mozhno? togda mulla otvechaet, chto net! a pochemu, sprashivajut molodozheni. Эpotomu-chto eto budet uzhe tanets!" otvechaet mulla.
vot tak vot u nih
"дали мяч - х..чь!"
NEW 11.11.02 05:32
в ответ peu 07.11.02 19:48
Перевод у тебя смешнее оригинала получился 
Вот что значит - великий и могучий. Где-то прочитал о семье, живут во Франции, он - марокканец, она - китаянка, двое детей, дома говорят по-русски (учились в России). Глобализация, однако!
Вот что значит - великий и могучий. Где-то прочитал о семье, живут во Франции, он - марокканец, она - китаянка, двое детей, дома говорят по-русски (учились в России). Глобализация, однако!Среди интеллигентов тоже попадаются умные люди (М.Булгаков)
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